Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out eve ry time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you
act disgusted when I lick myself.
Now lay off
me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!!